Category Archives: Johnny Page
Cicada Salad
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/cicada-salad "As the nation prepares for trillions of red-eyed bugs known as periodical cicadas to emerge, a New Orleans restaurant plans to put cicada salad on the m...
Johnny Page 9h ago
Jason Kelce Lost His Super Bowl Ring In A Pool Of Skyline Chili
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/jason-kelce-lost-his-super-bowl-ring-in-a-pool-of-skyline-chili "Jason Kelce lost his Super Bowl ring in a pool of Skyline chili."
Johnny Page Apr 19, 2024
Are There Neanderthal Bones In Your Floor Tile?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/are-there-neanderthal-bones-in-your-floor-tile "A Reddit poster found an ancient jaw bone in his parents' new travertine tile floor, and it may be more common than mo...
Johnny Page Apr 18, 2024
Maybe The Pumpkin Ate Your Baby
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/maybe-the-pumpkin-ate-your-baby "An Australian man took the largest pumpkin grown in the country this year and turned it into a canoe that he paddled down the Tumut R...
Johnny Page Apr 17, 2024
Yu-Gi-Oh My God You Stink
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/yu-gi-oh-my-god-you-stink "A Yu-Gi-Oh card tournament in Japan smelled so bad that a player decided to drop out because she couldn't stand it anymore."
Johnny Page Apr 16, 2024
Barf Bag Jacket
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/barf-bag-jacket "Dramamine, the brand for motion sickness relief, has decided to use barf bags for a new purpose, creating the first-ever barf bag puffer jacket."
Johnny Page Apr 12, 2024
Vodka By The Gallon
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/vodka-by-the-gallon "Alberta's service minister says he'd be willing to exercise authority contained in a new government bill to address what he described as the conc...
Johnny Page Apr 11, 2024
A Stormtrooper In A Kilt?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/a-stormtrooper-in-a-kilt "Police in Scotland said a reported armed man who led to a train returning to a station turned out to be a Star Wars cosplayer with a blaster...
Johnny Page Apr 10, 2024
Chechnya's Music Ban
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/chechnyas-music-ban "The Russian republic of Chechnya has banned music that is too fast or too slow, ruling that all music should 'correspond to a tempo of 80 to 116 ...
Johnny Page Apr 09, 2024
Will Tekken Go To The Waffle House?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/will-tekken-go-to-the-waffle-house "The director of the fighting video game series Tekken wants to know why his fans keep asking him to come up with a stage set at a ...
Johnny Page Apr 05, 2024