Category Archives: Johnny Page
Robot Dogs Have Flamethrowers Now
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/robot-dogs-have-flamethrowers-now "If you've always wanted to set the world on fire, now you can thanks to the Thermonator, a robotic dog with a flame thrower mounted...
Johnny Page Apr 25, 2024
Burning The Shining
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/burning-the-shining "Firefighters responded to a three-alarm attic fire at the Timberline Lodge, which was the stand-in for the Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick's mo...
Johnny Page Apr 24, 2024
Cicada Salad
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/cicada-salad "As the nation prepares for trillions of red-eyed bugs known as periodical cicadas to emerge, a New Orleans restaurant plans to put cicada salad on the m...
Johnny Page Apr 23, 2024
Jason Kelce Lost His Super Bowl Ring In A Pool Of Skyline Chili
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/jason-kelce-lost-his-super-bowl-ring-in-a-pool-of-skyline-chili "Jason Kelce lost his Super Bowl ring in a pool of Skyline chili."
Johnny Page Apr 19, 2024
Are There Neanderthal Bones In Your Floor Tile?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/are-there-neanderthal-bones-in-your-floor-tile "A Reddit poster found an ancient jaw bone in his parents' new travertine tile floor, and it may be more common than mo...
Johnny Page Apr 18, 2024
Maybe The Pumpkin Ate Your Baby
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/maybe-the-pumpkin-ate-your-baby "An Australian man took the largest pumpkin grown in the country this year and turned it into a canoe that he paddled down the Tumut R...
Johnny Page Apr 17, 2024
Yu-Gi-Oh My God You Stink
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/yu-gi-oh-my-god-you-stink "A Yu-Gi-Oh card tournament in Japan smelled so bad that a player decided to drop out because she couldn't stand it anymore."
Johnny Page Apr 16, 2024
Barf Bag Jacket
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/barf-bag-jacket "Dramamine, the brand for motion sickness relief, has decided to use barf bags for a new purpose, creating the first-ever barf bag puffer jacket."
Johnny Page Apr 12, 2024
Vodka By The Gallon
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/vodka-by-the-gallon "Alberta's service minister says he'd be willing to exercise authority contained in a new government bill to address what he described as the conc...
Johnny Page Apr 11, 2024
A Stormtrooper In A Kilt?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/a-stormtrooper-in-a-kilt "Police in Scotland said a reported armed man who led to a train returning to a station turned out to be a Star Wars cosplayer with a blaster...
Johnny Page Apr 10, 2024