Category Archives: Johnny Page
Times Square Robocop Retires
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/times-square-robocop-retires "K5, the NYPD security robot that patrolled Times Square subway station, is no longer in use partly because it could not use the stairs."
Johnny Page Feb 06, 2024
Nobody Out-Circumcises The Hut
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/nobody-out-circumcises-the-hut "A Pizza Hut eatery in Ontario gained infamy online due to an unfortunate typo in a posted sign lamenting 'unforeseen circumcisions.'"
Johnny Page Feb 02, 2024
285-Year-Old Lemon Sells For $1,780
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/285-year-old-lemon-sells-for-1780 "A 285-year-old lemon found in the back of an old cabinet drawer was auctioned for $1,780 in England."
Johnny Page Feb 01, 2024
Disco Toilet
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/disco-toilet "A chain of Kentucky convenience stores feature a button that turns the bathroom into a disco dance party."
Johnny Page Jan 31, 2024
Zuppa Mona Lisa
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/zuppa-mona-lisa "French climate activists were filmed throwing soup on the Mona Lisa painting at the Louvre Museum Sunday morning."
Johnny Page Jan 30, 2024
Green Bay Packers Lost and Found
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/green-bay-packers-lost-and-found "Some of the most unusual items to end up in the lost and found at the Green Bay Packer's Lambeau Field include dentures and hearing ...
Johnny Page Jan 26, 2024
Stolen Stanley Cups
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/stolen-stanley-cups "The craze for Stanley stainless steel drinking cups reached new levels last week when a woman was arrested and accused of stealing 65 of them, wo...
Johnny Page Jan 25, 2024
Kitty Litter Love Stinks
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/kitty-litter-love-stinks "A Rhode Island animal shelter is offering jilted lovers and ex-friends the opportunity to have the target of their scorn's name buried in ki...
Johnny Page Jan 24, 2024
Somebody Ruined The Rat Hole
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/somebody-ruined-the-rat-hole "Chicago's famous 'rat hole,' a rodent-shaped indentation in a concrete sidewalk, was filled in by an unknown person, leading fans to att...
Johnny Page Jan 23, 2024
Snow Shark
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/snow-shark "An Iowa man's yard is attracting schools of visitors from across the area after he built a 20-foot-long shark sculpture out of snow."
Johnny Page Jan 19, 2024