Category Archives: Johnny Page

Smooth Chocolate Compensation
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/smooth-chocolate-compensation 'A British man was awarded $2.53 in compensation after he unwrapped a Mars bar -- known as a Milky Way in the United States -- and found...
Johnny Page Dec 03, 2024
The Great Salt Lake Is Not For Brining Your Turkey
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-great-salt-lake-is-not-for-brining-your-turkey "Officials in Utah are reminding locals not to brine their Thanksgiving turkeys in the Great Salt Lake after someon...
Johnny Page Nov 29, 2024

Frog Pizza
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/frog-pizza
Johnny Page Nov 27, 2024

Nano-Spaghetti
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/nano-spaghetti "Researchers from the University College London have made the world's thinnest spaghetti."
Johnny Page Nov 26, 2024

Swedish Government Official Is B-a-n-a-n-a-s
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/swedish-government-official-is-b-a-n-a-n-a-s "A government minister from Sweden allegedly suffers from an irrational fear of bananas that prevents her from coming any...
Johnny Page Nov 22, 2024

Banana Taped To A Wall? That's a Million
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/banana-taped-to-a-wall-thats-a-million "A banana duct-taped to a wall could sell for more than $1 million at an upcoming auction at Sotheby's in New York."
Johnny Page Nov 21, 2024

Pizza Hut's Tomato Wine
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/pizza-huts-tomato-wine "Pizza Hut has introduced a limited edition wine made not of grapes, but of tomatoes with hints of herbs to make it taste just like pizza."
Johnny Page Nov 20, 2024

The Real Rat Race
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-real-rat-race "Neuroscientists taught rats to drive tiny cars, but the rats soon took the cars out on 'joy rides.'"
Johnny Page Nov 19, 2024

Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/moose-out-front-shoulda-told-ya "A moose wandered into a company's garage in Sweden and trampled all over three BMW cars, causing about $20,000 worth of damage before...
Johnny Page Nov 14, 2024

77-Year-Old Cake for Sale
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/77-year-old-cake-for-sale "A 77-year-old slice of cake from Queen Elizabeth II's wedding to Prince Philip was auctioned off for $2,800."
Johnny Page Nov 13, 2024