Category Archives: Johnny Page

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/europes-highest-swing "Berlin's newest tourist attraction, a swing on the top of a 40-story tower, is billed as the highest swing in Europe."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/mercury-poisoning-checkmate "Russian chess player Amina Abakarova has been disqualified for attempting to poison her opponent with mercury during a chess championship...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/groundhog-claw-machine "A Pennsylvania game warden was summoned to a mini golf course after employees spotted an unusual prize in the claw machine -- a live groundhog...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/lithium-ion-batteries-are-not-chew-toys "An Oklahoma canine is in the doghouse after being caught on camera starting a fire by chewing on a phone's lithium-ion batter...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/perfume-for-dogs "Dolce & Gabbana has introduced a new line of perfume for pooches called Fef."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/it-hurts-to-think "Mental exertion leads to irritation, frustration or other negative feelings in many situations, supporting the concept that it hurts to think, acco...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/all-the-better-to-hear-you-with-my-dear "Here's a unique name for a unique kitten born with a rare genetic mutation: 'Audio' was born with four ears."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/lululemons-long-butt "Lululemon has pulled its line of new leggings because it's giving customers 'long butt'."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/this-amp-definitely-goes-to-eleven "Guitar Center employees found thousands of dollars' worth of drugs stuffed inside guitar amplifier."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/dragonfly-apocalypse "Several sunbathers at a popular Rhode Island beach were running and screaming Saturday when an enormous swarm of dragonflies suddenly overtook t...