Category Archives: Johnny Page

Abs Like Jesus
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/abs-like-jesus "The face of Jesus has been spotted on British reality TV star Spencer Matthews' ripped body after he completed 30 marathons in 30 days."
Johnny Page Sep 06, 2024

Bugs In The Laptops
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/bugs-in-the-laptops "Insects have been found infesting the inside of Chromebook laptops supplied to some high school students in North Carolina."
Johnny Page Sep 06, 2024

The Ocean Takes A Bow From The Titanic
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-ocean-takes-a-bow-from-the-titanic "The iconic railing around the bow of the Titanic has succumbed to the effects of slow underwater decay and is falling apart."
Johnny Page Sep 04, 2024

Child Breaks Jar That's 3500 Years Older Than He Is
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/child-breaks-jar-thats-3500-years-older-than-he-is "A curious 4-year-old boy accidentally smashed a 3,500-year-old jar while his family was touring a museum in Israel...
Johnny Page Aug 30, 2024

Books Are Burning Themselves Now
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/books-are-burning-themselves-now "Officials say a car fire in North Carolina was sparked by the battery inside a children's book."
Johnny Page Aug 29, 2024

Badminton Is The New Cold Shower
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/badminton-is-the-new-cold-shower "According to guidance issued by Hong Kong's education authorities, teenagers should play badminton together in an effort to curb sex...
Johnny Page Aug 28, 2024

Too Fat To Fly
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/too-fat-to-fly "A bald eagle, initially thought to be injured because it couldn't fly, was found to be healthy after wildlife officials determined the bird was just '...
Johnny Page Aug 27, 2024

North Carolina Sign War
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/north-carolina-sign-war "A sassy exchange of words on the signs outside of two North Carolina restaurants has now become a full-blown 'sign war,' with dozens of busin...
Johnny Page Aug 23, 2024

Indiana Jones and the Fedora Hat Auction
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/indiana-jones-and-the-fedora-hat-auction "The famous fedora worn by Harrison Ford in 1984's 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom' fetched the swashbuckling sum of $6...
Johnny Page Aug 22, 2024

Boba Fett Cashes In
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/boba-fett-cashes-in "An extremely rare prototype Boba Fett action figure made for Kenner's Star Wars line in 1979 sold for a record-breaking $1,342,000."
Johnny Page Aug 21, 2024