Category Archives: Johnny Page
Caught By Cookies
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/caught-by-cookies "A Milwaukee man who allegedly burglarized a bakery has been caught after the bakery digitized the face of the suspect and put it on cookies the bak...
Johnny Page May 19, 2021
Gender-Bending, Death-Zombie Fungus Cicadas
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/gender-bending-death-zombie-fungus-cicadas "A fungus full of psychedelic drugs could cause cicadas' butts to fall off."
Johnny Page May 18, 2021
Don't Hoard Gasoline In Plastic Bags
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/dont-hoard-gasoline-in-plastic-bags "The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has issued a warning to people: 'Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline.'"
Johnny Page May 14, 2021
India's COVID Cure Probably Isn't
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/indias-covid-cure-probably-isnt "As COVID-19 ravages India, some have taken to rubbing cow feces and urine on their bodies as a way to fight the virus."
Johnny Page May 13, 2021
The Carolina Squat
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-carolina-squat "The Carolina Squat is an after-market modification that causes the front of a truck to be several inches higher than the back, which lawmakers and...
Johnny Page May 12, 2021
Free Shots At Dracula's Castle
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/free-shots-at-draculas-castle "At Dracula's castle in Transylvania, Romanian doctors are offering a jab in the arm with the COVID-19 vaccine."
Johnny Page May 11, 2021
Alligators In Iowa?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/alligators-in-iowa "Animal services officers in Iowa were called to an apartment complex on a report of an alligator on the loose, but they arrived to find a life-siz...
Johnny Page May 07, 2021
Move a Stone, Move a Border
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/move-a-stone-move-a-border "A Belgian farmer moved a 330-pound stone out of the path of his tractor and unwittingly changed the border between Belgium and France by 7...
Johnny Page May 06, 2021
Finishing the Assassin's Job
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/finishing-the-assassins-job "If you thought our last president was strange, President James A. Garfield spent his final months being fed by doctors who injected beef ...
Johnny Page May 05, 2021
Art Burn
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/art-burn "Plants carpeting a set of stairs at a museum in the Netherlands were destroyed by a groundskeeper who wasn't aware it was an art installation."
Johnny Page May 04, 2021