Category Archives: Johnny Page

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/snow-problem "A motorist in Scotland has been charged by police for allegedly driving his snow-covered car - while peering through a tiny square in the windshield."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/zooms-lawyer-cat "A Texas lawyer attending a virtual hearing via Zoom had to clarify that he is "not a cat" when he was unable to turn off a filter that turned his fa...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/pants-save-your-spot "A Chicago man's unusual method of calling "dibs" on a parking space is gaining attention on social media - he sets up a pair of frozen pants tha...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/cats-will-do-a-2-on-your-ex-1 "A Kentucky animal shelter is raising funds by offering jilted lovers the chance to decorate litter boxes with the names of their ex and...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/thats-not-a-poop-knifethats-a-poop-knife "There is now a Poop Knife that will help you get your poop down the toilet."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/name-a-cockroach-after-your-ex "This Valentine's Day, for just $5, the San Antonio Zoo will name a cockroach after your former significant other and feed it to a bird...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/covid-testing-in-china-is-a-pain-in-the "Chinese authorities have assured residents that a viral video purportedly showing people struggling to walk after having an a...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/childs-play-amber-alert "Texas mistakenly issued an Amber Alert for the missing son of the vicious Chucky doll from the 'Child's Play' horror movies."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/candy-kraft-mac-and-cheese "Forget chocolate or strawberries, Kraft is spreading the love this Valentine's Day with pink-colored, candy-flavored mac and cheese."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/cookie-monster-rocks 'An agate gemstone recently discovered inside of volcanic rock could be worth more than $10,000 thanks to its uncanny resemblance to Cookie Monst...