Category Archives: Johnny Page
The Empire Social Distances
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-empire-social-distances "Dressed as "Star Wars" characters, local officials in the Philippines are out and about to enforce strict quarantine measures while also ...
May 05, 2020
The Kentucky Turtle Derby
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-kentucky-turtle-derby "Even though the Kentucky Derby has been postponed until September, fans can watch turtles race instead of horses this weekend."
May 01, 2020
Tupac Is Alive And Unemployed
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/tupac-is-alive-and-unemployed "The governor of Kentucky personally called a resident named Tupac Shakur to apologize for using his unemployment claim as an example of...
Apr 30, 2020
Finding COVID-19 In The Sewers
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/finding-covid-19-in-the-sewers "New Castle County in Delaware is analyzing its sewers in a high-tech way to track the amount of coronavirus in the county."
Apr 29, 2020
Even The Asteroids Are Social Distancing
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/even-the-asteroids-are-social-distancing "Scientists are joking that even an asteroid set to pass by Earth is practicing social distancing, noting that the space rock...
Apr 28, 2020
Free Joe Exotic?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/free-joe-exotic "A new petition on Change.org requesting that Netflix and other streaming services make their services free amid the coronavirus pandemic is gaining p...
Apr 24, 2020
Will Tom Hanks Give The World A Hank-ccine?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/will-tom-hanks-give-the-world-a-hank-ccine "Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson's blood will be used by medical researchers who are developing a vaccine for coronavirus after t...
Apr 23, 2020
No Wedding? Free Beer!
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/no-wedding-free-beer "Couples forced to postpone their weddings due to the COVID-19 pandemic are being given the chance to win a year's worth of free beer from Busch....
Apr 22, 2020
Invite A Jackass To Your Zoom Meeting
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/invite-a-jackass-to-your-zoom-meeting "A North Carolina farm is offering to spice up Zoom meetings during the COVID-19 pandemic by renting out animals including a min...
Apr 21, 2020
WHO Let The Booze Out
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/who-let-the-booze-out "The World Health Organization says drinking alcohol can increase the risk of catching Covid-19 and make it worse if you do get it, recommending...
Apr 17, 2020
