Category Archives: Johnny Page

There Are Too Many Chicken Wings
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/there-are-too-many-chicken-wings "With March Madness canceled and restaurants across the country closed, the meat industry says it is overloaded with chicken wings it...
Johnny Page Apr 03, 2020

We Lost A Whole Truckload Of Toilet Paper
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/we-lost-a-whole-truckload-of-toilet-paper "Authorities in Texas said an 18-wheeler caught fire on the interstate, and the flames destroyed a truckload of toilet paper...
Johnny Page Apr 02, 2020

Fake Tanner Turns Woman Green
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/fake-tanner-turns-woman-green "A mother of two in England slapped on a couple of layers of out-of-date fake tanner while she was self-isolated at home, and she turned...
Johnny Page Apr 01, 2020

Quarantine Together Is The Dating App We Need
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/quarantine-together-is-the-dating-app-we-need "A new dating website and app called Quarantine Together asks users at 6 p.m. each day if they have washed their hands, ...
Johnny Page Mar 31, 2020

An Old Blob Of Gas Was Released From Uranus
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/an-old-blob-of-gas-was-released-from-uranus "Scientists studying data from the Voyager 2 spacecraft have discovered an old blob of gas was released from Uranus."
Johnny Page Mar 27, 2020

Priest Leaves Facebook AR Filters On
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/priest-leaves-facebook-ar-filters-on "An Italian priest's live streamed mass on Facebook went viral after he accidentally left the augmented reality filters active, c...
Johnny Page Mar 26, 2020

They're Dipping Shopping Carts In Sanitizer Now
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/theyre-dipping-shopping-carts-in-sanitizer-now 'A Philadelphia store constructed a pulley machine that dips shopping carts into tubs of sanitizer to keep them clean a...
Johnny Page Mar 25, 2020

Will Glasses Help Prevent COVID-19? We'll See
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/will-glasses-help-prevent-covid-19-well-see "Medical experts are making the case for ditching the contact lenses and wearing glasses to protect against COVID-19"
Johnny Page Mar 24, 2020

Restaurant Offers Free Toilet Paper With Purchase Of $25
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/restaurant-offers-free-toilet-paper-with-purchase-of-25 "A Minnesota restaurant is offering an unusual promotion for customers amid the coronavirus pandemic - a free ...
Johnny Page Mar 20, 2020

After 2995 Consecutive Visits He's Not Going To Disneyland
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/after-2995-consecutive-visits-hes-not-going-to-disneyland "A die hard Disney fan who has visited California's Disneyland theme park every day for more than 8 years en...
Johnny Page Mar 19, 2020