Category Archives: Johnny Page

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/toilet-paper-in-the-claw-machine "A British arcade owner replaced the toys inside his claw machines with toilet paper rolls amid shortages of the product due to the c...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/smurfing-around-with-the-coronavirus "The mayor of a small French town defended hosting a record-breaking gathering of 3,500 people dressed as Smurfs, after accusatio...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/accidentally-ordered-2000-worth-of-toilet-paper "An Australian family who attempted to order 48 rolls of toilet paper online instead ended up with 48 boxes - over $2,...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/titos-handmade-hand-sanatizer "In the wake of the coronavirus, Tito's Vodka is begging Twitter users to stop using its product to make their own hand sanitizer."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/knitting-while-driving "Police in Ohio are warning of the dangers of distracted driving after a woman was caught on camera knitting behind the wheel."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/bat-suit-vs-coronavirus "A Chinese architecture company claims to have invented a suit designed with bat wings capable of closing you off from the outside world, thus...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/jungle-cruise-ride-turns-into-the-titanic "Firefighters were summoned to Walt Disney World in Florida when a boat on the Jungle Cruise ride started to sink with passe...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/from-jif-to-gif "Jif peanut butter is releasing a limited-edition jar that spells its name with a 'G' to 'settle the great debate' over how to pronounce the graphics ...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/257-varieties-of-cheese-on-a-pizza "A pizzeria in France announced it broke a Guinness World Record by cooking up a pizza featuring 257 different varieties of cheese....

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/moldy-whopper "Burger King is portraying its Whopper covered in mold in print and TV ads to prove it is removing artificial preservatives from its signature burger."