Category Archives: Johnny Page

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/just-butchering-a-deer-in-a-nail-salon "A photo from a North Carolina beauty salon is going viral when a customer captured an image of one of the nail technicians but...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/dont-jerk-and-drive "Before South Dakota's "Meth, We're On It" public service announcement campaign, the state had to cancel its "Don't Jerk and Drive" ad campaign."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/worlds-largest-green-bean-casserole "Green Giant broke a Guinness World Record by creating a 1,009 pound green bean casserole."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/meth-were-on-it "The Governor of South Dakota is defending the state's launch of an anti-drug campaign with the slogan 'Meth, we're on it.'"

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/texas-man-has-the-eyes-of-sauron "A rare genetic condition has caused the eyes of a man in Texas to look like the 'Eye of Sauron' from Lord of the Rings."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/narwhal-the-unicorn-puppy "Narwhal, the Unicorn Puppy, is melting hearts worldwide, because he was born with an extra tail right on his forehead."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/kwik-trip-has-a-beer-now "A Madison brewery is collaborating with Kwik Trip to launch a new beer featuring Karuba coffee and Glazers donuts."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/this-gin-tastes-like-crap "The makers of a South African gin infused with elephant dung swear their use of the animal's excrement is no gimmick."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/put-a-ring-on-it "An engagement ring has been hilariously mocked online because of the jewelry store holder's resemblance to male genitalia."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/bigfoot-is-missing "Police in Florida are seeking information on the disappearance of an unusual piece of property -- a 300-pound Bigfoot statue."