Category Archives: Johnny Page

This Gin Tastes Like Crap
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/this-gin-tastes-like-crap "The makers of a South African gin infused with elephant dung swear their use of the animal's excrement is no gimmick."
Johnny Page Nov 13, 2019

Put A Ring On "It"
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/put-a-ring-on-it "An engagement ring has been hilariously mocked online because of the jewelry store holder's resemblance to male genitalia."
Johnny Page Nov 12, 2019

Bigfoot Is Missing
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/bigfoot-is-missing "Police in Florida are seeking information on the disappearance of an unusual piece of property -- a 300-pound Bigfoot statue."
Johnny Page Nov 08, 2019

Turducken Pringles
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/turducken-pringles "Pringles has unveiled a seasonal food-flavored chip feast that's poised to replace the whole Thanksgiving spread -- Turducken Pringles."
Johnny Page Nov 07, 2019

Lobster Fishermen Catch A Deer
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/lobster-fishermen-catch-a-deer "A commercial lobster fisherman shared video of the unusual catch he netted 5 miles off the coast of Maine -- a disoriented swimming de...
Johnny Page Nov 06, 2019

World Record Lightsaber Duel
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/world-record-lightsaber-duel "An estimated 5,000 people dueled with glowing swords at a Michigan hockey game as they tried to break a Guinness World Record for the wo...
Johnny Page Nov 05, 2019

"Carrie" Costume Fools First Responders
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/carrie-costume-fools-first-responders "First responders to a car accident in South Point, Ohio, were treated to a real-life horror show Friday night when they treated...
Johnny Page Oct 31, 2019

Worst Halloween Candies
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/worst-halloween-candies "A report from Candystore.com features rankings of the 10 most hated Halloween candies, including Good & Plenty and black licorice."
Johnny Page Oct 30, 2019

They Changed The Alphabet Song
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/they-changed-the-alphabet-song "An English-teaching website called Dream English is using a different version of the classic 'Alphabet Song' that slows down and clari...
Johnny Page Oct 29, 2019

Rat Drivers
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/rat-drivers "Researchers in Virginia said they trained rats to drive tiny cars and learned the activity was a means of stress relief for the rodents."
Johnny Page Oct 25, 2019