"An employee of a Wendy's in Georgia was arrested last month after a customer called to report that she found a half-smoked blunt inside the bun of her cheeseburger."
"An Oxford University student was detained after he attended a costume party dressed as Arcade Fire…because his costume included a working flame thrower."
"Four suspects in Georgia were just arrested last week after a corrections officer at Calhoun State Prison saw a remote-controlled helicopter soaring above the prison yard."
"A Georgia man spent 15 hours in jail for plugging his electric car into an outlet at a school, drawing about a nickel's worth of electricity."
"In a recent speech study conducted by researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, the phrase 'pad kid poured curd pulled cold' turned out to be the most challenging."