Category Archives: Johnny Page

Pop-tart Toaster Trophy
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/pop-tart-toaster-trophy "The Pop-Tarts Bowl and GE Appliances announced this week that the trophy for this year's football game will feature a fully operational toast...
Johnny Page Dec 19, 2024

Face Feeder Is For The Birds
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/face-feeder-is-for-the-birds "A self-described "bird nerd" has gone viral after demonstrating a "face feeder" she made out of large sunglasses and a paper plate fille...
Johnny Page Dec 18, 2024

Santa Inflation
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/santa-inflation "A man in the UK can no longer park on his driveway after a 4ft inflatable Santa he ordered ended up being bigger than his house."
Johnny Page Dec 17, 2024

Googly Eyed Art
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/googly-eyed-art "Officials in Bend, Oregon, are asking residents to stop attaching googly eyes to the city's sculptures, despite support for the whimsical practice fr...
Johnny Page Dec 16, 2024

Green Santa?
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/green-santa "Bloomingdale's is facing a backlash from guests for having Santa Claus wear a green suit instead of a red suit for its Wicked-themed Christmas display."
Johnny Page Dec 12, 2024

Red 3 Standing By
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/red-3-standing-by "A red food dye may finally be banned by the federal government after years of concern that it has adverse health impacts, particularly upon childre...
Johnny Page Dec 11, 2024

The Orange Cat Gene
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-orange-cat-gene "A research team at Stanford University has uncovered the genetic mutation responsible for orange fur in house cats."
Johnny Page Dec 10, 2024

2025 Color of The Year
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/2025-color-of-the-year "The Pantone color of the year for 2025 is: Mocha Mousse."
Johnny Page Dec 06, 2024

Making Robots Out of Vodka and Cheerios
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/making-robots-out-of-vodka-and-cheerios "Researchers at Harvard University have taken inspiration from a phenomenon observed in Cheerios to create tiny robots powered...
Johnny Page Dec 05, 2024

Miller High Life Dive Bar-Fume
https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/miller-high-life-dive-bar-fume "Miller High Life announced it is offering a new cologne that it says smells just like a dive bar."
Johnny Page Dec 04, 2024