Category Archives: Johnny Page

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/swedish-government-official-is-b-a-n-a-n-a-s "A government minister from Sweden allegedly suffers from an irrational fear of bananas that prevents her from coming any...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/banana-taped-to-a-wall-thats-a-million "A banana duct-taped to a wall could sell for more than $1 million at an upcoming auction at Sotheby's in New York."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/pizza-huts-tomato-wine "Pizza Hut has introduced a limited edition wine made not of grapes, but of tomatoes with hints of herbs to make it taste just like pizza."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-real-rat-race "Neuroscientists taught rats to drive tiny cars, but the rats soon took the cars out on 'joy rides.'"

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/moose-out-front-shoulda-told-ya "A moose wandered into a company's garage in Sweden and trampled all over three BMW cars, causing about $20,000 worth of damage before...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/77-year-old-cake-for-sale "A 77-year-old slice of cake from Queen Elizabeth II's wedding to Prince Philip was auctioned off for $2,800."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/the-whoville-nose-job "Just in time for the holidays, haute hotties are hitting up a Turkish plastic surgeon for what's being called the 'Whoville' nose job."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/3-million-trash "To the horror of the owner, a superyacht crew member casually discarded a $3 million Andy Warhol Brillo Pad sculpture, assuming it was just an extra-...

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/vote-for-free-stuff "Find out which places are offering election day food deals and specials."

https://soundcloud.com/xtreme1071/overpaying-for-soap-dispensers-by-8000 "The Air Force overpaid for soap dispensers used in the bathrooms of C-17 military aircraft by 7,943% - or more than 80 times t...